Anyways, back on subject. Shortly after introducing myself to her, and in my excitement told her I knew who she was, I immediately pissed her off. You will see why:
Me: Like OMFG your Isabella Swan!
Bella: (annoyed voice) Just Bella, please..
See what I mean? Damnit I screwed up right away. Anyway, I apologized and told her I had to go yell at the 90 year old man in the fire lane, and that she should stay out of trouble and not let the managers see her. Well, when I got back, she was behaving very well. Little did I know what she is truly capable of....
Me: Bella...You shouldn't hide behind anything thats clear, its not very good for camouflage.
Bella: Shit, your right. Quick, he's coming! Hide!
Whats this? Bella cursing casually? That doesn't seem like the Bella I know...but then again- WTF! she dove from there into a stack of VHS tapes in her desperation to hide!
After laughing to myself about this I began to hear her mumbling in her safe haven of security tapes. It sounded like a long string of curse words ending in "I need a f**kin cigarette." Now I knew I was crazy because no Bella in this world would talk like that.
Anyway, I had to go pretend to work for awhile and when I came back...Bella was missing. NO! I started panicking, what could have happened to her? Poor Bella..she so small after all, she could of been eaten or worse...she could have EVAPORATORED! I heard of that happening to mini people before, where a strong gust of wind blows them high high high into the sky until they fly into outerspace and then the suns gravity sucks them up and they melt!
NOOO BELLLAAAA!!!!
I had just run into the break room to stick my head in the microwave and put myself out of my Bella-less misery when i found the sly little fox. She was watchin the boob tube!
Me: Bella you scared me! I thought you evaporatored!
Bella: You thought I what?
Me: Nevermind all that. Are you alright?
Bella: Of course I am, why wouldnt I be? Hey, you got a smoke?
Me: Haha verry funny, Bella smoke. Stay put Bella.
After that I went back to guarding the good people of the bank, and while on duty I noticed some suspicious activity at one of the drive thru computers....
Jacob: Have a nice day Mrs. Smith!
Me: What the hell is going on here? You guys are NOT bank employees?
Jacob: Doesnt mean we cant lend a helping hand! Right Bells?
Bella: Yes...helping hand....*mumbles* whats the damned passcodes?
Me: What was that Bella?
Bella: Oh! Uhm...I said I gotta drop a load! I'm going to S***h's room. Be back in a bit.
I stared at Bella as she went towards the bathroom, suspicious at first but eventually I just went back to my post. I was having a decent time for about an hour, greeting customers and trying to catch a robber. I thought man I'll be getting out of here soon and then me and Bella can hit the road and cruise around for a while or something.
Customer: Excuse me, Officer?
Me: Can I help you?
Customer: Yes, I'm here for the Bills Manager.
Me: The what?
Customer: The new manager here, she take all my money for all my bills and debt and pays it for me! Its a brand new thing Wachovia's trying, didnt you know?
The customer eyed me up, contemplating my competence while I turned brick red.
Customer: Well, where is she?
Me: I think I have an idea. BELLA!
Bella: Right here, have a seat Mr. Johnson. Now, what bills will need paying today?
Me: Isabella.
Bella: WHAT?
Me: You must promise me you will no longer try to hack into bank computers or set up scams in the bank.
Bella: I'll give ya 15% to keep your mouth shut.
Me: Absolutely not.
Bella: Fine, 20.
Me: Bella....
Bella: I see, I see, you like to play hard ball. Fine, 30% thats my last offer!
Me: Bella, get in my pocket NOW.
Bella: Oh fine....
LOL!! S***h's room! Ha! Oh, that crazy Bella. The new bills manager. I think I want that job. And yes, people are coo coo!
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